December 2009
86 posts
Only in the Philippines
sayheynikki:
yesiamsuper:
Game shows are quite popular in the Philippines. And if you watch these shows regularly, you’ll sometimes find yourselves hysterically laughing at the answers of some game show contestants.
1) Host: Kelan ang Pasko sa Davao? contestant: Pass…
( Ang tanga naman. =)) )
2) Host: anong C ang paboritong kainin ng mga rabbit? contestant: Cacamber
3) Host: what is the...
=((((( g1 or g2?
Sucks
Girl: Your new girlfriend is pretty. (I bet she stole your heart)
Boy: Yeah, she is. (But you’re still the most beautiful girl I know)
Girl: I heard she’s funny & amazing. (All the stuff I wasn’t)
Boy: She sure is. (But she’s nothing compared to you)
Girl: I bet you know everything about her by now (Like how you knew just about everything about me)
Boy: Only the stuff that count (I can’t even remember the stuff she tells me when I think of you)
Girl: Well, I hope you guys last. (Because we never did)
Boy: I hope we do too. (Whatever happened to me & you?)
Girl: Well I got to go. (Before I start to cry)
Boy: Yeah me too. (I hope you don’t cry)
Girl: Bye. (I still love you)
Boy: Later. (I never stopped)
Sad Ending. :(
janniefaye:
jellyace:
10th grade As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called “best friend”. I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn’t notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said “thanks” and gave me a...
